Feel free to embrace the bizarre things that are below...
THE HORSE
This fellow horse is my mate, Pss-t. He doesn't talk, and he doesn't even seem like a proper horse. However, he behaves like a tame kitten. Despite his strange expression, Yes, he's ugly, but he's a well-behaved freak; he's always smiling, with red teeth. Soulless black eyes....I never know where he came from.
But he's my buddy!
Pss-t LOVES when you brush its teeth!
[ BRUSH! BRUSH! ]